I threw my first real temper tantrum today.

Here's my technique:

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I start off with high volume at close range.

Then I search the room to see if anyone else from customer service is available.

Next I switch to my "Woe Is Me" move.

As we come down the home stretch I switch to a classic pounding of the furniture.

And I finish things off with a little pouting.

Tears, snot and drool on the sweat shirt give it that authentic feeling.